This is what happens when I have a D3 and two hours to kill on a flight from St. Louis to San Antonio:
Please leave your tray table in the upright, locked position during take-off…
All flights are non-smoking, so don’t do it, even though air travel these days will turn anyone into a chain smoker…
We’ll offer you one beverage of mostly ice free of charge. You’ll finish it in approximately 5 seconds. Additional soda can be purchased for $5…
This flight is booked full, so don’t try to move; it’ll just piss off your neighbor…
The view, however, is free. Take as much as you want.
lovely airplane essay…
you make me laugh out loud-I love this! I think they should replace the safety video on airlines with this but as a multimedia slide show, your voice over and each picture showing for an extended amount of time…